Wednesday, April 16, 2014

Bunny Ranger

I'm still on the hunt for da real Easter Bunny and not having much luck.

Da clock is tickin and I'm running out of  time so I think dat it was time  to change my tactics.  

Now I'm in disguise.

I figure dat maybe the Easter Bunny (EB) is afraid of dogs so if I look like a friendly bunny, he'll come out and talk to me.   Oh, oh… maybe he'll even play wiff me.   We could play eggball.

What do ya think?  Will it work?


Monday, April 14, 2014

Bunny here, Bunny there, Bunnies everywhere.

As you probably heard, I'm on a Mission.

Da Mission:   To search out and meet da Easter Bunny. 

I've been lookin all over my neighborhood for him.

Dar is one….   Hello…. are you da Easter Bunny? 
Thanks Peter…. maybe I can catch up wiff him.
Yippy….   I think I'm gettin close.

Oh, oh, oh…. dar is another Bunny and dis one has a basket full of eggs.

Maybe she's Mrs. Easter Bunny.

Nope… she is not Mrs. EB  and get dis……. she wouldn't even give me a treat from her basket.

Grrrrrrrrrrr….mean Bunny.

OMD… I see another one.

 Dar sure are a lot of bunnies in my hood.   Let me ask dis one if he is da Easter Bunny.
You crotchety old Bunny.   I don't believe you.
Da search continues…………. but in the meantime, hare is some bunny humor to start your Monday off wiff.

Q: How can you find the Easter bunny?  A: Eggs (x) marks the spot.

Q: How does the Easter bunny paint all the Easter eggs?  A: She hires Santa’s elves during off-season.

Q: What do you call a line of rabbits walking backwards?  A: A receding “hareline”.

Q: What do you call a rabbit with fleas?  A: Bugs Bunny.

Q: Do you know how to find the Easter bunny if he was lost?  A: Make a noise like a carrot; he’ll find you.  (Hey…. maybe I should try dat)

Q: What kind of jewelry do rabbits wear?  A: 14 carrot gold.

Q: How do bunnies stay healthy?  A: Eggercise!

Happy Monday!


Friday, April 11, 2014

In Search of the EB

Have you heard?  Oh my… dis is really Big News.

There is a magical bunny dat hops around and brings everybody candy and eggs.    Isn't dat just super duper pawsome?   Oh.. oh.. oh..  and his name is Easter Bunny.

So now I gots me a new mission.
Da Mission:   To search out and meet da Easter Bunny.

I'm on alert now and I'm gonna keep my ears up as I search out the Bunny on my walk-a-bouts.  I just know dat I'll find him in my hood.

Bugs….  it's not him.

Look, look… over dar.  Maybe dat's him.  Come on Mom, we gotta cross da street.   Move-it Mom!  I don't wanta lose him.

Hello… are you da Easter Bunny?
Not I.   I'm Harvey.
Wanta play chase wiff me?
I haven't got time to chase you today.   I'm on a Mission.

I'll just have to keep lookin.
Da search continues ……………………….

Pees…..  Have you ever met da Easter Bunny?   What does he look like?
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