Tuesday, May 17, 2016

Yard Patrol

I've been patrolling at my new house.   It's a really Big job and  I may have to call in reinforcements.

Mr. Swan swims by about 5 times a day.   His girl is  nesting on da little island on da lake and he is pacing on our canal.   We don't talk.... he just gives me a dirty look and I just watch and den ignore him.  

Mom says that we should give him a name.  

What do you think we should call him?  
Mr. (No-name yet) Swan

Now.... Mr. Heron is another story.  

He come by and creeps along the canal bank and goes fishin'.   
 

I'm havin' none of him creepin in my back yard so I bark him right off his stilts and send him flyin'.

I think he is learning.  Lately, he only creeps on the other side of the bank to go fishin'.

Oh.... maybe we should name Mr. Heron too.

Dar are also duck that swim by but I just let them go, they are not being best.   BUT..... bunnies are another story.   I see dem running around on da other side of da canal and I scream at dem.    Stay tuned for more bunnies stories.

Maybe I should put on my Top Cop uniform and flash my badge so dey all know dat the Blogville Law Enforcement has come to town.

Gotta get back to my patrolling now.  

Wags, 
            Ranger

Thursday, May 12, 2016

Big Screen viewing

At my new house I got me be a Super BIG Screen.
(Dis is almost as good as the Big Screen TV I get to watch at Aunty Sue's house.)

And I got da best seat in da house!!
(I'm watching da swan channel today).

Wags, 
            Ranger

Wednesday, May 11, 2016

Belated Wacky Holidays in May

Apologies...... I am so late at announcing our May Wacky Holidays.

I just  did my monthly googly research on my yaptop and here are some wild and crazy things to celebrate in May.

May, 2016 Daily Holidays, Special and Wacky Days:

Here's da one that are coming up....

11 Eat What You Want Day
11 National Receptionist Day
11 School Nurses Day
11 Twilight Zone Day

12 International Nurses Day
12 Limerick Day (my buddy Oz will like dis one)

13 Blame Someone Else Day
13 Friday the 13th
13 Frog Jumping Day
13 Leprechaun Day

14 Dance Like a Chicken Day
14 International Migratory Bird Day
14  National Train Day

15 National Chocolate Chip Day
15 Police Officer's Memorial Day

16 Love a Tree Day (I love to water trees)
16 National Sea Monkey Day
16 Wear Purple for Peace Day

17 Pack Rat Day

18 International Museum Day

18 No Dirty Dishes Day (I can help clean da dishes)
18 Visit Your Relatives Day

19 Boy's Club Day

20 Be a Millionaire Day - now we all can go for that
20 National Bike to Work Day
20 Pick Strawberries Day

21 Armed Forces Day
21 National Waiters and Waitresses Day

22 Buy a Musical Instrument Day (yo mom..... can I get a keyboard?)
22 World Goth Day

23 Lucky Penny Day

24 National Escargot Day
24 Victoria Day(Canada)

25 National Wine Day
25 Tap Dance Day

26 Sally Ride Day

27 Sun Screen Day

28 International Jazz Day

29 Learn About Composting Day

30 Memorial Day
30 Water a Flower Day

31 National Macaroon Day

Feel free to grab any of these days for posties or for events/blog hops dat you might wanta host.   Have fun! 

For other fun events, check out our Blogville Calendar.

Wags, 
         Ranger
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