Wednesday, July 1, 2015

O' Canada

Today is Canada Day!  EH?


You Might Be Canadian If

  • Your municipality buys a Zamboni before a bus. 
  • You bring a portable TV on a camping trip so that you don't miss Hockey Night. 
  • You can repeat the entire Molson's Canadian 'The Rant'. 
  • You dismiss all beers under 6% as "for children and the elderly." 
  • You can sing "O' Canada" in French and actually know what the words mean.  
  • You know more than 3 guys named Gordon. 
  • You have twins named Wayne and Gretzky (alternately Gordie and Howe). 
  • You substitute beer for water when cooking. 
  • You know what "Canuba" is.   
  • You pity people who haven't tasted a "beavertail". 
  • You brag to Americans: Shania Twain, Jim Carrey, Celine Dion & more, are Canadians. 
  • You know that the last letter of the English alphabet is always pronounced "Zed".
  • You know how to pronounce and spell "Saskatchewan". 
  • You have worn shorts and a parka at the same time .
  • You are in grade 12, not the 12th grade. 
  • You owe more money on your snowmobile than on your car. 
  • At least twice a year, the kitchen doubles a meat processing plant. 
  • You think the start of deer season is a national holiday. 
  • You know which leaves make for good toilet paper. 
  • The trunk of your car doubles as a freezer. 
  • You can play road hockey on skates. 
  • If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September through May.
  • If you’ve had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number.
  • If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and road construction.
  • You know that a pike is a type of fish, not part of a highway.
  • "Eh?" is a very important part of your vocabulary, and is more polite
  • than, "Huh?"

Have you ever noticed dat Canadians are always ahead of da US wiff dar Holidays?
Canada Day is July 1st
Independence Day is July 4th

Canadian Thanksgiving is in October
US Thanksgiving is in November

Just sayin dat sometimes I think about stuff like dis.   
It must be da heat!   It's mighty HOT here in NC.   I would surely welcome some of dat 'Canadian air/jetstream' about now, eh?

Wags, 
        Ranger

Monday, June 29, 2015

Wacky Holidays coming in July

OMD.... dar are over 15 days dis month
dedicated to FOOD! 
It's dat time again to look ahead at all da fun things to celebrate in July, so I got on my yaptop and googled up da list.

Here's da list:

July, 2015 Daily Holidays, Special and Wacky Days:

1 Canada Day (O Canada! Where pines and maples grow)
1 Creative Ice Cream Flavors Day
1 International Joke Day

2 I Forgot Day
2 World UFO Day

3 Compliment Your Mirror Day
3 Disobedience Day
3 Stay out of the Sun Day

4 Independence Day (U.S.)
4 National Country Music Day
4 Sidewalk Egg Frying Day

5 Build A Scarecrow Day
5 Work-a-holics Day

6 National Fried Chicken Day

7 Chocolate Day
7 National Strawberry Sundae Day (Yummmmmmm...)

8 Video Games Day


9 Blogville Rodeo (See Stanley and Murphy's bloggie for all da details)

10 Teddy Bear Picnic Day

11 Cheer up the Lonely Day

12 Different Colored Eyes Day
12 Pecan Pie Day  (Yummmmmmm...)

13 Barbershop Music Appreciation Day
13 Embrace Your Geekness Day
13 Fool's Paradise Day

14 Bastille Day
14 Pandemonium Day
14 National Nude Day  (I celebrate dis day everyday)

15 Tapioca Pudding Day

15 Cow Appreciation Day (Go out and give a cow a hug)

16 Fresh Spinach Day

17 Peach Ice Cream Day  (Yummmmmmm...)
17 Yellow Pig Day

18 National Caviar Day

19 National Ice Cream Day (count me in for a Frosty Paws !!!!)
19 National Raspberry Cake Day

20 National Lollipop Day
20 Moon Day
20 Ugly Truck Day

21 National Junk Food Day (Arrrrrrroooooooo !!!!!)

22 Hammock Day
22 Ratcatcher's Day

23 National Hot Dog Day (Dis one is for Ernie)
23 Vanilla Ice Cream Day

24 Amelia Earhart Day
24 Cousins Day

25 Culinarians Day
25 Threading the Needle Day

26 All or Nothing Day
26 Aunt and Uncle Day (I'm gonna celebrate wiff Aunty D - and maybe Uncle Jim)
26 Parent's Day (Love ya Mom)

27 Take Your Pants for a Walk Day

28 National Milk Chocolate Day

29 National Lasagna Day

30 National Cheesecake Day (Yummmmmmm...)
30 Father-in-Law Day
30 International Day of Friendship

31 Mutt's Day

Feel free to grab any of these days for posties or for events/blog hops dat you might wanta host.   Have fun! 

For other fun events, check out our Blogville Calendar.


Wags, 
            Ranger

Sunday, June 28, 2015

Sunday chuckle

Dis morning while Mom was checkin her Facebookie, she saw dis and showed it to me.  
I just had to share it wiff you.


I think des are Frankie & Ernie's cousins Minion and Manion.

 Wags, 
             Ranger

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