Friday, May 30, 2014

Flashback Friday - da BIG water bowl

I can't believe dat it is Flashback Friday again.   Yippy!

I hope you like dis one.


Hummmmm…  how do I get dat ball?
Thanks Mom for helpin me in.
Wow…. dis is one really BIG water bowl.

Hummmmmmm………………..now what do I do?

     Wags, 
                         Baby Ranger

Thursday, May 29, 2014

Wacky Days in June

Yo Furfriends  -  I did my googly research on my yaptop today and here's what going down in June:


June, 2014 Daily Holidays, Special and Wacky Days:

1 Dare Day   (Cool… dis could be a blast!)

2 National Bubba Day
2 National Rocky Road Day

3 Repeat Day (I said "Repeat Day")

4 Applesauce Cake Day
4 Hug Your Cat Day (YIKES !)

5 World Environment Day

6 National Doughnut Day (Arrrrrrrrrrroooooo!)

6 National Gardening Exercise Day
6 National Yo-Yo Day

7 Doodles Dinosaur Dig Fest (hosted by Murphy & Stanley)

8 Best Friends Day
8 Name Your Poison Day

9 Donald Duck Day

10 Iced Tea Day

12 Red Rose Day

13 Blame Someone Else Day   (hummmm…. who to blame…  hummmm)
13 Friday the 13th
13 Sewing Machine Day   (oh, oh, oh….. Aunty D will love dis one)

14 Flag Day
14 World Juggler's Day

15 Father's Day
15 Smile Power Day

16 Fresh Veggies Day

17 Eat Your Vegetables Day   (carrots here I come)

18 Go Fishing Day    (Dis sounds like more fun)
18 National Splurge Day

19 World Sauntering Day  (Is dat like a walk?)

20 Ice Cream Soda Day   (yummmmmmm)
20 Take Your Dog to Work Day

21 Go Skate Day   (Dis sounds like fun)
21 Summer Solstice
21 National Hollerin' Contest Day   (I can howl.)

22 National Chocolate Eclair Day

23 National Pink Day   (I don't do pink…. just sayin)

24 Swim a Lap Day   (I don't know how to swim)

25 Log Cabin Day
25 National Catfish Day   (Cats fish?)

26 Beautician's Day   (NOoooooooooo….. not da fur stealers!)

26 Forgiveness Day

27 Sun Glasses Day  (I love my shades)

28 Insurance Awareness Day
28 Paul Bunyan Day

29 Camera Day
29 Hug Holiday
29 Waffle Iron Day

30 Meteor Day  (duck!)

Dis is going to be a grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreat month.
Feel free to grab any of these days for posties or for events/blog hops dat you might wanta host.  Have fun!

 Wags, 
          Ranger
For Goose & Kyla


Sunday, May 25, 2014

POTP for Goose


I'm sending out loads of healing paw prayers to my buddy Goose.  

He is very sick right now and could really use some POTPs.

 Wags, 
          Ranger

Pees…. Scottie hugs to his Mom too.

Nascar Charlotte Coca-Cola 600 Zoomies Event

Happy Race Day! 

Sidebite are hosting a Nascar Charlotte Coca-Cola 600 Zoomies Event today.

My pick for da winner is Kyle Bush #18 cuz he drives da M&M car.

GO KYLE !!!!!
Wiff a cheering crew like us…. how could he possibly lose?


And now.. for a wee little pre-race fun.    How do you know if you are a NASCAR Fan?


You Know you are a NASCAR Fan if...

You can't balance your checkbook, but CAN explain the point system.

You run out of gas and try to explain to the cop (who's giving you a sobriety test) your weaving from lane to lane was just an attempt to get fuel into the pickup. 

Every time you rotate your tires at home you put the stop watch to it and record the time and try to better it next time.

You're sitting behind someone at a red light, and when it changes, you yell, "GREEN! GREEN! GREEN! GO! GO! GO! 

You time yourself on your wrist watch when you pull into the self serve gas n go.

On an Interstate exit ramp you stay on the outside to keep the RPMs up.

You draft with a Fox Photo delivery car because "that Kodak car is stout."

You get away from a Lowe's delivery truck as quickly as possible. 

You make sure to stay under 55 as you leave the gas pumps. 

You say "But officer, I wasn't tailgating, I was drafting" 

When you pass someone on the highway you refer to it as taking them on the inside.

Only the driver's side of your windshield gets cleaned. 

Your mechanic has to remind you to stop referring to him as "your crew chief" 

You have planned out a route to work where you only have to turn left.

You're Barkday Pawty is a Racing themed pawty.

I guess dat makes me a NASCAR fan.

Wags, 
            Ranger

Friday, May 23, 2014

Flashback Friday - Red, White, and Blue

Dis is da start of da Memorial Day weekend.   Mom says dat we should take a minute to remember and honor the men and women who died while serving in the United States Armed Forces.

Now, I thought I share some pics from my very 1st Memorial Day.

I was playin in some of Mom's fabric dat she used to make a Quilt of Valor.

Here is her finished quilt.

Have a grrrrrrrrrrrreat weekend.

 Wags,
                       Baby Ranger

Thursday, May 22, 2014

Scottie-tude


Do you like to fetch?

I like to run and chase after fribees, but I'm not so good at da return part.

I think it is funny when Mom calls out all deas return words and I just sit dar and act like I don't hear her.

"Ranger, come"
"Ranger - bring it here"
"Ranger - treat"
"Ranger - cookie"
"Ranger - apple"
"Cheerios"


Is she still talkin to me?

Now who's da Alpha dog?









Wags, 
       Ranger

Monday, May 19, 2014

Date Day

First up… I'm sending 87 zillion paw prayers for my friend Kyla.


She is havin toe surgery today and I know what a pain-in-da-paw feels like.

I'm sure you'll be feeling better soon wiff all da lovin you'll get from your peeps.

Your paw buddy,
              Ranger

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Yippy…. Date Day is here!  I heading out (through my teleporting tunnel) to pick-up Mollie for our date.   It's a good thing dat I have dis teleporting tunnel cuz she lives across the big pond.
Here I come sweetie!
She looked so beautiful and I can't wait to surprise her wiff our destination.    
Let's go…

It's easy… just follow me.

Look Mollie…. we're in Venice!    Wow… look at all dat water.   I'm a bit nervous cuz I don't know how to swim.   I really hope dat I don't fall in.

R: Do you think I should wear a life-vest?
M:  Silly Ranger, I can swim and if you fall in.. I'll save you.
R:  You're da best.   Okay den, do ya wanta go on a gondola ride?
M: YES.

I bought Mollie some pink roses and den we hop'd on da boat.
I wanted to drive so I stole da gondola's drivers hat and scarf and took over da pole.
Here we go KAH-rah MEE-ah.
R:  How's my singin babe?
M:  Bawarrrrrhaaa


S:  Dang…. I really wish he'd stop singin
and dat he'd put some more muscle into dat pole.







After da boat ride on da Grand Canal, we decided dat we wanted  to get somethin to eat. Ya see…. Mollie is always hungry and did I mention dat she has a real sweet tooth.

Look Ranger…. Gelato !!!!!!!!!!
Let's share a really Big cone.
Yummmmmmmmmmm.
We had da best time.  I just wish dat we had more time together, but Mollie had to get back home early.
 
I'm back home and can't wait for our next date.
Luv ya Mollie.
I hope ya'll have wonderful dates wiff your sweeties too.   I'll be around to hear all about your date.
 Wags,
        Ranger

Saturday, May 17, 2014

I'm in a Dating State of Mind

Coming Attractions……….
Sarge's 'Date Day-2' is almost here.   

Yippy!   I can't wait for my date wiff Mollie.

To get ya in the spirt of da day, here is a little dating humor.



A Chihuahua, a Doberman, and a Bulldog are in a doggie bar having a cool one when a good-looking female Poodle comes up to them and says, "Whoever can say liver and cheese in a sentence can have me." So the Doberman says, "I love liver and cheese." The Poodle says, "That's not good enough." The Bulldog says, "I hate liver and cheese." She says, "That's not creative." Finally the Chihuahua says, "Liver alone...cheese mine!"









Have a grrrrrrrrrrreat weekend!   I can't wait to read all aboutz your dates on Monday.

Wags, 
         Ranger

Friday, May 16, 2014

Flashback Friday - How do I CHooz?



Two balls?   Yippy!    Which one should I play wiff today?

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When I was a wee little laddie, I had lots of balls to play wiff.

Deas are 2 of my outdoor balls and you'll never believe dis… I still have and play wiff deas balls.

Hummm…. do ya think dat Mom wanted me to grow up to be a famous ball player and make 87 zillion dollars?

 Wags,
     Baby Ranger

Thursday, May 15, 2014

In my own little corner


As you know, Mom does not let me come into her sewing studio.  Ya see…. she sometimes drops pins on the floor and  she doesn't want me to get one of dem in one of my paws.   And… I don't need anymore paw mishaps.

So I'm only allowed to come up to the top step.

Well… you'll never believe dis… but when I when up da steps today, I saw one of my beds dare.
Look… it's one of my beds.
When did dis happen?



So I got into my bed and she didn't say a thing. 







I even sprawled out and and she still didn't say a thing.
Looks like I got me a new sleepin corner in Mom's studio.  Yippy!

So, you may be wondering how many beds I got…. well, I got me 3 beds.   How many do you have?

 Wags, 
        Ranger

Pees….. My paw is feelin loads better as you might have guessed since I managed to climbed da studio stairs.

Wednesday, May 14, 2014

Treasure huntin

It's been a week since I got my ouchy (ripped out my toenail) and I'm tired of resting.
So………. dis morning I decided to go on a treasure hunt.

Da target…. Aunty D's socks.
Got-it!
Sniff, sniff…. Stinky.
Hummmm…. I like it!
MINE !
I hope your day is full of treasures. 

Wags, 
           Ranger

Monday, May 12, 2014

Limerick Day - Cone head

Today I'm joining Oz da Terrier in his Limerick Day Blog Hop.    I hope dat I'm not too late, butt I've been a bit distracted.

Now I'm not a poet and have never written a Limerick so here we go…. dis one is very personal to me.

Dare was a sweet Scot who went to camp
He riped out his toenail by acci-dant
His heart raced when his paw was hurt
Went to da dogster to stop da blood spurt
He handled it all like a real champ

I don't know it Limericks have 2 verses…. but Mom wrote a second verse.
I hate dis thing.


Dare once was a Mom who took a trip
Who wasn't dare when her pup yip'd
He had to wear a cone on his head
She felt so guilty dat he bled
Now her pup can't skinny dip



So… what happened?

Mom and Aunty D went to Santa Fe for a week and I went to my favorite dog camp.   I love it dar as I get to play wiff lots of my friends.  While at camp, I somehow ripped out one of my toenails on my right front paw.   I didn't cry out but the da camp councilors noticed dat my paw was bleeding all over da place.

Dey called Mom and rushed me to da dogster.  Da dogster stopped da bleeding, cleaned my hurt paw and bandaged up my wound.   I got me some pain meds and anit-body-tics so dat I don't get a fection.   I went back to da dogster to get my bandaged change and den later in da week I got my bandage removed.

Mom picked me up from camp as soon as she got back from her trip (Sat night) and she finally took dat awful cone off my head (yippy).   My paw still hurts and I sometime limp so I don't put much weigh on my hurt paw.
Resting….. my meds make me sleepy.
I'm still on pain meds and anti-body-tics but today I finally started limping less.  I even jumped up onto my favorite chair and ran after a bird in da yard (den limped back to Mom).    I still have more healing to go…. but gettin better day-by-day.
I'm gettin lots of guilt lovin and I may have to milk dis some more.

 Wags, 
           Ranger 

Pees….. so sorry dat I haven't been around to visit y'all.

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