Monday, August 31, 2015

Wacky Holidays in September

Da wheels on da bus go round and round.....

So… I did my monthly googly research on my yaptop and here are some wild and crazy things to celebrate in September.


September, 2015 Daily Holidays, Special and Wacky Days:

1 Emma M. Nutt Day, the first woman telephone operator (1 ringy dingy, 2 ringy dingy...)

2 VJ Day, WWII

3 Skyscraper Day
Da wheels on da bus go round and round....

4 Newspaper Carrier Day

5 Be Late for Something Day

5 Cheese Pizza Day (Yip, yip, yippy!)

6 Fight Procrastination Day

7 Labor Day (USA)
6 Read a Book Day (My Daisy will love dis one)
7 Neither Rain nor Snow Day

8 International Literacy Day
8 National Date Nut Bread Day
8 Pardon Day

9 Teddy Bear Day

10 Sewing Machine Day  (Aunty D will love dis one)
10 Swap Ideas Day

11 911 Remembrance
11 Make Your Bed Day  (I don't think so)
11 No News is Good News Day

12 Chocolate Milk Shake Day
12 National Video Games Day

13 Defy Superstition Day
13 Fortune Cookie Day
13 Grandparent's Day
13 National Peanut Day
13 National Pet Memorial Day (we should pray tribute to all of dos dat have crossed over the rainbow bridge)
13 Positive Thinking Day (I always think positive)
13 Uncle Sam Day - his image was first used in 1813

14 National Cream-Filled Donut Day

15 Make a Hat Day (Anyone up for a crazy HAT blog hop?)
15 Felt Hat Day

16 American Legion Day
16 Collect Rocks Day
16 Step Family Day
16 Mayflower Day
16 Mexican Independence Day (TACOS ????)
16 National Play Doh Day
16 Working Parents Day

17 National Apple Dumpling Day
17 Citizenship Day
17 Constitution Day

18 National Cheeseburger Day (YUMMMMMMMMMM!)
18 POW/MIA Recognition Day

19 International Talk Like A Pirate Day  (It's back... all ye may-tees can get your pirate on)
19  National Butterscotch Pudding Day
19 Oktoberfest, begins

20 National Punch Day
20 National Women's Friendship Day

21 International Peace Day
21 Miniature Golf Day
21 World Gratitude Day

22 Business Women's Day
22 Elephant Appreciation Day

23 Dog in Politics Day  (Dis is soooooooo cool.    Maybe our Mayorz will snag dis one.)

24 National Cherries Jubilee Day

25 National Comic Book Day
25 Native American Day

26 International Rabbit Day (I love chasing wabbits!)
26 Johnny Appleseed Day

27 Make Up Your Own Wacky Holiday  (Blog Hop sponsored by ME!)

28 Ask a Stupid Question Day (hehehehe... one of my favorite days)  Dis could be a fun bloghop.
28 National Good Neighbor Day

29 Confucius Day - Try your luck. Get a Fortune Cookie.

30 National Mud Pack Day

Feel free to grab any of these days for posties or for events/blog hops dat you might wanta host.   Have fun! 

For other fun events, check out our Blogville Calendar.

Wags, 
        Ranger

Saturday, August 29, 2015

Demolition Derby at the Blogville County Fair

Arrrrrrooooooo.......  I'm heading out to drive in da Demolition Derby.


 Don't miss out on all the action and pop on over to Oreo's blog and cheer me on.

Wags, 
        Ranger

Pees...... Mom yaptop froze up during a OS update and she turned it into a brick.   She pulled out lots of her hair and then took it to the Computer Warriors.    She now has it back and can get back on da internet, but her Photoshop App and Bridge is gone.   Sigh!   She'll have to spend like 87 hrs re-installing dem so she can get back to PS my pics for me.   Dis one was before da brick disaster.   Fortunately she did not lose and data so my pics are all still around.

We're in catch-up mode now (reading all of your bloggies).    
Sending 87 Million POTP up for Easy's Dad.

Monday, August 24, 2015

Brain Games

Some of y'all have some really cool game toys so Mom decided to go out and get one for me.


She put cheerios or some of my kibble in the game and I get to Search and Devour.   Hey.... I am a Deputy Top Cop and teach junior officer in searching and detecting so dis should be EASY.

Dis game is Fun and Tasty!


Nom, nom, nom....






Yummmmmm..... best game ever!

Wags, 
           Ranger

Friday, August 21, 2015

Flashback Friday

Tennis anyone?

Wags, 
                   Baby Ranger

Thursday, August 20, 2015

Me and da Dog Whisperer

We recently had a couple of intruders.   Yep.... Mom's brother Bob and his wife stopped by after dey had been at the beach for a week.   Dey were on dar way back home to da big city and stopped in to visit us (since dey were in our hood).

When I met dem, I didn't let Bob pet me.   He was not happy.   Ya see, he fancies himself as da Dog Whisper.    Mom told him dat I am a bit wary of men and dat it would take a LONG time for me to make nice wiff him.
Whata ya want?
Now, Bob's wife said that ALL Dogs just love Bob and he would have me eating out of his hand in no time.   (Mom just laughed.)


I wasn't having any of dis and every time Bob tried to pet me, I ran away to my safe place (under da foodable table).

Secret Weapon of da Dog Whisperer

Den "Bob Whisperer" ask Mom to give him a spoon wiff his secret weapon on it.   He said dat NO dog could resist it/him.

(Mom just laughed again.)
"Ranger.... want some Peanut Butter?"


NO.   BACK OFF!

And... dat's how I put "Bob da Dog Whisperer" in his place.   

Bob da Dog Whisperer:  0   
Ranger:  1

All I can say is dat if he was a TRUE Dog Whisperer, he would have known dat Scotties are not your average dog.

Wags, 
          Ranger

Friday, August 14, 2015

Frustrated Friday

Today is August 14th and dis is only my 4th postie for da month.   Can you believe dat?

My assistant (aka Mom), has been a real slacker and claims dat she has just been super-dupper busy.  
So sorry dat I haven't been around to visit your bloggies.
I claim "bull(poopie)".

It's not like we don't have anything to tell you about like

  • how I put da "dog whisper" in his place
  • toy testers
  • fur stealers
  • da tall ship
Maybe I need to fire her and get me a new assistant (or at least threaten to do so).

Now I must admit dat she does play wiff me and we still go on walks (when it is not too too hot) but my yaptop time has been seriously lacking.

Just so you know, I had a serious talk wiff her today and she promises to be a better assistant.  
I'm looking forward to catch'n up wiff all of you and read'n about all your latest adventures.

 Wags, 
         Ranger

Tuesday, August 4, 2015

Mine, ALL Mine

Now I know y'all all know da Scottie Our Property Rules but if ya need a refresher... here they are:
  1. Because I like it, it's mine.
  2. Because it's in my mouth, it's mine.
  3. Because I had it a little while ago, it's mine.
  4. Because I can take it from you, it's mine.
  5. Because it's mine, it must never be yours.
  6. Because it just looks like mine, it's mine.
  7. Because I saw it first, it's mine.
  8. Because you are playing with something else and put it down, it's mine.
  9. Because I am chewing something up, all da pieces are mine.
  10. Because it used to be yours, get over it.
  11. Because it's broken, it's yours.

I've decided to one.
12. Because I'm laying on it, it's mine.

So..... why did I add dis rule?
Well, today Mom got out her latest charity quilt and laid it on da creamy color loveseat (dat I'm not allowed on) so she could photograph it before donating it.


I jumped right up and laid down on it.
What?    You want me to get off of your new charity quilt?

Sorry Mom.  
Me and my dragon stuffie think dat it's nice and soft.

It's MINE !
What other Property Rules do you think we should add to da list?

Hummmm..... should I get His Mopness (da Honorable Judge Frankie) to officially rule on des rule changes?
 Wags, 
             Ranger

Sunday, August 2, 2015

Sisters Day

According to da Wacky Holidays, today is Sisters Day.
Dis is me wiff my sister Bea.
She is shorter dan me, butt don't be mislead by her size and dat smile.   She can hold her own with da best of dem.

I think dat we should all celebrate our sisters  wiff an Ice Cream Sandwich (well... it is National Ice Cream Sandwich Day too).
Oops.....  sorry about dat...
but me and sis had to sort out who gets dar Ice Cream first.
Happy Sisters Day to Mom and Aunty D!   

Wags, 
        Ranger
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